Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Why White People Should Cloister Their Children From Age 4 To 14

A photo essay by Rynna, demonstrating that white kids are ugly for 10 years and should be removed from the public eye. There is a margin of variation from this rule of no more than 2
years.









4 comments:

Celia Fae said...

I think it is time for some pretty pictures. I am getting a little worried that my new friend is a DOG. Bow wow.

Rynna said...

Everybody's a dog when they're between the ages of 4 and 14. I can have no shame about what is our inescapable nature.

Celia Fae said...

You know, you are right. But my boys is 13 and I don't think it is going to be over any time soon. I'm worried about his skin. Do I wash his face for him (no) or send him to the dermatologist (already)?

Rynna said...

All I know is I wish my parents had sent me to the derm when I was in junior high, and I had maybe 3 zits in all my teenage years. I remember my friend Mike in the 8th grade staying home from school every time he broke out. And consider, responsible management now means less pockmarking later! (shudder)